DAILY MONTAGE

Play Your Part

2011-03-17T14:23:00.000-07:00

Works For Me

2010-11-22T14:56:00.001-08:00

FUNKED UP

2010-11-22T13:31:00.000-08:00

Much Cuter with a Beer Gut

2010-11-12T14:16:00.000-08:00

Family Vacation 2006

2010-11-12T14:09:00.000-08:00

Giddy Up

2010-11-12T13:03:00.000-08:00

Amazing

2010-11-10T11:37:00.001-08:00

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

Sad

2010-10-31T11:20:00.000-07:00

Fun Music Love

2010-10-30T09:14:00.000-07:00

The Mix Tape Club

...

2010-10-30T08:58:00.000-07:00

Por Vida

2010-10-30T08:46:00.000-07:00

Pagans celebrate Halloween as part of the country’s newest religion

2010-10-30T08:39:00.000-07:00

By Robert Pigott BBC News religious affairs correspondent
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Inside a witches' coven, where the coming of the god of darkness is marked on the day also known as Halloween

In a riverside meadow in the Dorset town of Weymouth, a witch is using a broom to sweep a sacred circle in the grass.

The rest of the coven stand, some in hooded gowns, in a circle around an iron cauldron where a fire is burning.

They've met to celebrate Samhain, pronounced "sah-wen": the turning of the year from light into dark.

Many think of Halloween as a time of ghouls and ghosts, and for some retailers it has become the third most lucrative event of the year.

It is the time of year when some churches remember the souls of the departed.

For the witches of Weymouth it is one of their most important religious festivals, a time when they believe the barriers between the physical and spiritual worlds are at their thinnest.

Read more.

Power Move

2010-10-19T11:51:00.000-07:00

1-900-FUCK-YOU

This is going to be my new power move. You call to complain anytime you want.

Infinite

2010-10-19T11:24:00.001-07:00

Sad Today

2010-10-19T11:10:00.000-07:00

PANIC!

2010-10-19T10:56:00.000-07:00

Daydream Nation

2010-10-19T10:04:00.000-07:00

. . .

2010-10-17T18:05:00.001-07:00

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

2010-10-15T14:29:00.000-07:00

Pop Off!

2010-10-14T16:52:00.000-07:00

Work It!

2010-10-14T16:40:00.000-07:00

So Sad

2010-10-07T14:31:00.001-07:00

Life's a Bitch and Then You Die

2010-10-05T10:09:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I Dream

2010-10-05T09:46:00.001-07:00

We Could Beat Them

2010-10-05T09:23:00.000-07:00

Please Don't Confront Me with My Failures

2010-09-24T20:11:00.000-07:00

These days I seem to think about how all the changes came about my ways,
And I wonder if I'd see another highway

Arch Nemesis

2010-09-24T08:28:00.000-07:00

Dirty Dirty

2010-09-24T07:50:00.000-07:00

HARVEST

2010-09-23T20:03:00.001-07:00

Further

2010-09-21T10:40:00.001-07:00

Paper

2010-09-21T10:32:00.000-07:00

Wanna Go?

2010-09-21T10:29:00.000-07:00

For Rent

2010-09-21T10:21:00.000-07:00

DEAL

2010-09-21T10:14:00.000-07:00

It's a Doggy Dog World

2010-09-21T10:08:00.000-07:00

Forever

2010-09-11T19:44:00.000-07:00

. . .

2010-09-07T19:47:00.000-07:00

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

2010-08-11T10:21:00.000-07:00

I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
Muhammad Ali

Bitch, Be Cool

2010-08-06T07:38:00.000-07:00

LISTEN

And I Ride

2010-08-06T07:29:00.000-07:00

Daily Inspiration

2010-08-05T10:40:00.000-07:00

The Future is Now

2010-08-05T10:21:00.000-07:00

Drink More Water

2010-07-30T10:50:00.000-07:00

For Life

2010-07-30T10:32:00.000-07:00

2010-07-27T11:49:00.002-07:00

SEX!

2010-07-27T11:49:00.001-07:00

Back To The Roots

2010-07-27T11:45:00.000-07:00

F!

2010-07-27T11:39:00.000-07:00

Live Free or Die!

2010-07-27T11:38:00.001-07:00

Happiness is...

2010-07-26T12:16:00.001-07:00

MONDAY

2010-07-26T12:00:00.000-07:00

And I Know This

2010-07-25T12:21:00.000-07:00

Rivers

2010-07-03T12:54:00.000-07:00

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
Joan Rivers

Desire

2010-07-03T12:29:00.001-07:00

1990's

2010-07-03T10:44:00.000-07:00

F It!

2010-07-01T16:25:00.001-07:00

Inspiration Today

2010-06-29T08:29:00.000-07:00

World Cup Love

2010-06-26T09:21:00.000-07:00

Cats Under The Stars

2010-06-23T20:45:00.000-07:00

Cats on the blacktop, birdie in the treetop,
Someone plays guitar that sounds like clarinet.
I ain’t ready to go to bed,
I think I’ll take a walk downtown instead.

Cats on the bandstand, Give’em each a big hand,
Anyone who sweats like that must be all right.
No one wants to fight; no blackeye,
Just another cat beneath the stars tonight.

Cats in the limelight, feels like it’s alright,
Everybody wants something they might not get.
I ain’ ready yet, it ain’t complete,
That’s why I am headin’ down to Alleycat Street.

Satin blouse unbuttoning, satin blouse unbuttoning,
Time is a stripper’s doin’, it’s just for you.
Time is a stripper’s doin’, it’s just for you.

Knock in the brass tacks, cover up your tracks Jack,
You ain’t nowhere till you can pay your own way back.
What else do you lack to make it right,
But cats down under the stars tonight.

Dear God, Make Me Better

2010-06-20T20:30:00.000-07:00

Please!

7th Day Sick In Bed

2010-06-20T20:11:00.000-07:00

Still sick and almost out of syrup.

Dr. David Simon

2010-06-20T20:03:00.000-07:00

http://www.lovefordavid.com/

Don't Stop Believing

2010-06-20T19:56:00.000-07:00

That Simple

2010-06-17T12:47:00.000-07:00

Inspiration, Move Me Brightly!

2010-06-16T18:32:00.000-07:00

Montage of Sickness

2010-06-16T07:25:00.000-07:00

Last Saturday in Aruba, I got heat exhaustion and major dehydration. Because of this, my immune system became so weak that I caught a bug and am now sick. Today is Wednesday and I am sicker than ever. I am pretty upset about missing so much work as well. I am so ill, that I had to call my father and ask him to drive 2 hours to come and take care of me. I have already been to the doctor who said that he could not prescribe me with anything and said I will just have to wait to out. The last time I had a cough and sore throat like this was about 15 years ago when I was in high school. I can't believe that after all this time, there is not something I can take to make it all better. Mommy!

Area Grandmother Comes Forward As 'Banksy'

2010-06-16T07:23:00.001-07:00

LONDON—At a press conference Tuesday, 89-year-old Rose Biggin, a grandmother from the Camden Town neighborhood of North London, announced that she was in fact the internationally renowned graffiti artist known only as Banksy. "Those drawings? Oh, yes, those are mine," said the diminutive octogenarian, who admitted to scaling buildings and climbing fences in order to put up life-sized stenciled images that satirize modern society's mores and its inherent political power structures. "It sure does help to pass the time." Biggin then returned home, where along with some of her "dearest friends," she sipped tea, sampled some nice ginger cake, and planned the necessary destruction of dominant capitalist paradigms.

THE WIFE GAME

2010-06-15T17:03:00.000-07:00

This game is more for unmarried men but anyone can play it. Next time you’re waiting for the train and the one going in the other direction pulls in, know that you have to choose a wife out of whoever comes out. You can’t divorce her and you guys have to have sex at least three times a week for the rest of your life. If you haven’t chosen one by the time everyone exits the platform you will be single forever and you can’t have sex with anyone, ever. There is some controversy over whether you should choose a guy at this point because people in prison seem to think it’s better than nothing. I’ll leave it up to you. Just understand that once they walk past you, they are gone forever. You have to choose them before they pass and there’s no take-backs.

Some can’t handle the pressure and choose the first all-right looking woman they see. Others like to live life on the edge and will let some cute ones go by assuming there’s better ones to come. It’s like blackjack in that sense. One time I was playing it with David Choe and he got a perfect stunner right out the gate. I held out until the last few stragglers and ended up being forced to take a very fat grandma with a cane. When David saw what my hubris had wrought he yelled, “IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!” in my fucking face.

Sometimes you’ll choose one early just to be safe and the perfect woman will walk by (not just hot but you can tell by her clothes, you guys would be good buddies). If you’re really into the game, you’ll get tourettes about it and involuntarily say “Fuck” at the one who got away. Also, if she’s hot but corny and wearing gross shoes don’t be too proud of yourself. You guys are going to be miserable. It’s not just about hotness. You’re choosing a mate.

Once you’re on the train you can play it again. You have to choose which woman you want forever before the next stop and you can only use the car you’re in. You can’t walk around either. It’s only who you can see from where you’re standing. If your friend calls her first, you can’t have her. Try not to point at women and yell, “Called it” or “I get her.” It’s rude. Just a casual, “red jacket and glasses” to your competitor will do.

You can play it by yourself or compete with friends. If you’re walking around the city, start at the corner of one block and know you have to choose a wife by the time you get to the next corner. If you ever see a guy clench his fists and yell “SHIT” by himself on a street corner, you’re probably looking at someone who waited until the end of the block and ended up sexless for life. You can only do this once per outing though. Starting from scratch every block takes the suspense out.

This game is obviously co-ed but I’ve noticed women kind of shrug when they play it and go, “I’ll take him, I guess.” This is either because women aren’t as competitive as men or maybe men are kind of gross and women aren’t that jazzed about having to marry us in the first place.

-GAVIN McINNES

RAD

2010-06-14T16:31:00.000-07:00

And All The Stars Look Just Like Little Fish

2010-06-03T09:21:00.001-07:00

Off To Aruba!

2010-06-01T21:07:00.000-07:00

Vacation time!

If It Were Only That Simple

2010-06-01T21:04:00.000-07:00

Run It

2010-05-30T18:00:00.000-07:00

You're The Best

2010-05-28T11:32:00.001-07:00

Sorry, I'm Funny

2010-05-27T13:35:00.000-07:00

Use Your Illusion

2010-05-27T09:42:00.000-07:00

This Is It

2010-05-26T22:10:00.000-07:00

Big ups.

F IT

2010-05-26T16:33:00.000-07:00

I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.

President Obama Picks Lakers Over Celtics in NBA Championship

2010-05-26T12:23:00.000-07:00

By Nicholas Johnston

May 26 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama is picking the Los Angeles Lakers to win the National Basketball Association championship thanks to the league’s “fiercest competitor” and “best coach.”

In an interview with sportscaster Marv Albert, Obama picked the Lakers over the Boston Celtics, though neither team has yet won its conference championship to make it to the finals.

The Lakers and the Phoenix Suns are tied at two games apiece in the best-of-seven Western Conference series, while Boston leads the Orlando Magic 3-1 for the Eastern Conference title.

Even so, Obama said the Celtics, who have “jelled in the playoffs,” can’t beat the Lakers, the defending NBA champions led by Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol and coach Phil Jackson.

“I’ve got to go with the Lakers again,” Obama said in the interview that will begin airing on NBA TV today. “Boston’s a veteran club, but the Lakers are looking pretty good.”

Obama called Bryant the “the fiercest competitor in the league” and Jackson “the best coach in the NBA right now.” Of Gasol, Obama said “he may be the best big man in the league.”

Obama had some praise for the Celtics, calling Rajon Rondo “one of the best point guards.”

“When he gets a real jump shot, he’s going to be unstoppable,” said Obama, himself an avid basketball player.

In earlier excerpts of the interview broadcast on the TNT television network, Obama said LeBron James needs to find a coach he “respects” and suggested the Cleveland Cavaliers star may be a good fit on Obama’s hometown Chicago Bulls.

He also praised a protest by the Suns of an Arizona immigration law, in which the team wore jerseys that read “Los Suns” during a playoff game. Obama said the step was a “terrific” statement on behalf of the team’s fans.

--Editors: Bob Drummond, Paul Tighe

Tears In Heaven

2010-05-22T21:39:00.000-07:00

Fly

2010-05-21T08:32:00.001-07:00

Piss On The Earth

2010-05-20T12:54:00.000-07:00

Thank you BP for throwing up oil all over the Earth. Great job guys!
Take a look at the damage here.

Cuddle Puddle of Awe

2010-05-19T21:26:00.000-07:00

Wow!

Joshua Tree (So Far)

2010-05-18T14:29:00.001-07:00

Visuals.

Rock On

2010-05-18T12:07:00.000-07:00

Bret Michaels tells Oprah he kept bandana on during hospital stay: 'I want to go out rockin' - New York Daily News - 3 hours ago

I FUCKING LOVE IT!

2010-05-18T10:20:00.000-07:00

why rush growing up?

2010-05-17T22:33:00.001-07:00

Rest In Hesh Brother

2010-05-17T12:20:00.001-07:00

Never change your originality for the sake of others.
No one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

Duke

2010-05-17T09:59:00.001-07:00

Good Morning

2010-05-14T07:55:00.000-07:00

Shit, that freaking gourd!!! Watch out!!! Mate visions... down!!!

New Fun

2010-05-13T16:29:00.001-07:00

Hoops + Yoyo!

. . .

2010-05-13T12:43:00.000-07:00

The Reflex.

Friendly Reminder

2010-05-13T10:59:00.000-07:00

Though the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on...

Beware Long Hair

2010-05-13T10:44:00.000-07:00

Born To Fun!

2010-05-12T14:38:00.000-07:00

War of ZAZA

2010-05-09T13:53:00.000-07:00

Psycho Killer

2010-05-09T13:40:00.000-07:00

Soft Serve

2010-05-09T13:35:00.000-07:00

Unruly Boys

2010-05-09T13:30:00.000-07:00

HOT HOT HOT

2010-05-09T13:20:00.000-07:00